amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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Source: tastefullyoffensive

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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Source: justdrinktea

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annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

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Source: annemarina

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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Source: mondegreener

awkfox:

I’m doodle Pokemon rn so prepare for spamA furry furret~

awkfox:

I’m doodle Pokemon rn so prepare for spam

A furry furret~

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Source: awkfox

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i-would-bang-voldemort:

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

but if you wink it will raise 200%

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Source: idcau

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

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Source: ahlistoquevillero

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salemanders:

MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,

(via galamian)

Source: manaphy

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

justanewworldfool:

itsadonigma:

pokemon-fans:

How do we know that the current Pikachu is the same one Ash started with?

*sweating profusely*

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